Koala Chill 2oz

Koala Chill 2oz

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Koala Chill 2oz

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Why we stand out

Tired of lotions that smell like your aunt’s purse? We took 100% organic beef tallow, whipped it smooth, and added some manly aromas that make your hands smell like you actually do stuff. It’s skincare—but for dudes who think “self-care” means fixing a leaky sink with duct tape.

No chemicals. No fluff. Just fat, grit, and glory.

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Organic Tallow Formula
Smells Like Winning
Soy Boy Unapproved

Feels like beef. Smells like glory.

    Our Customers Love Us

    • Incredible

      Used Fatted once. My wife held my hand voluntarily. Twice

      Brad K. May 2025

    • Cracked Skin

      I used to scream when hand sanitizer hit my cracked knuckles. Now I scream because I miss the pain.

      Kyle D. June 2025

    • Love this stuff

      I applied it and immediately fixed my sink, bonded with my son, and grilled a ribeye. All before noon.

      Johnny D. June 2025

       
       

      Softer Hands Are Ahead

      Just because you bust your tail all day doesn’t mean your wife wants to get exfoliated every time you hold her hand. Fatted.co gives you that rugged look without the 60-grit texture. You keep building, lifting, fixing—and we’ll make sure your hands don’t feel like they came from a lumber mill.

       
       

      Why rub yourself with our cream?

      Make it part of your daily ritual, right between brewing black coffee and judging weak handshakes.

      90%

      Noticed significant relief from dryness after just one week of use.

      88%

      Experienced improved softness and resilience following hard labor with this cream.

      92%

      After daily use, noticed increased handshake confidence, reduced ashiness, and more respect from power tools.

      Results not guaranteed for everyone