For the #grind

No flowers. No fluff. Just fat

100% Whipped Tallow

Soft hands, hard lifestyle

For the #grind

No flowers. No fluff. Just fat

100% Whipped Tallow

Soft hands, hard lifestyle

For the #grind

No flowers. No fluff. Just fat

100% Whipped Tallow

Soft hands, hard lifestyle

For the #grind

No flowers. No fluff. Just fat

100% Whipped Tallow

Soft hands, hard lifestyle

For the #grind

No flowers. No fluff. Just fat

100% Whipped Tallow

Soft hands, hard lifestyle

For the #grind

No flowers. No fluff. Just fat

100% Whipped Tallow

Soft hands, hard lifestyle

For the #grind

No flowers. No fluff. Just fat

100% Whipped Tallow

Soft hands, hard lifestyle

For the #grind

No flowers. No fluff. Just fat

100% Whipped Tallow

Soft hands, hard lifestyle

For the #grind

No flowers. No fluff. Just fat

100% Whipped Tallow

Soft hands, hard lifestyle

For the #grind

No flowers. No fluff. Just fat

100% Whipped Tallow

Soft hands, hard lifestyle

 
 

Why we stand out

Tired of lotions that smell like your aunt’s purse? We took 100% organic beef tallow, whipped it smooth, and added some manly aromas that make your hands smell like you actually do stuff. It’s skincare—but for dudes who think “self-care” means fixing a leaky sink with duct tape.

No chemicals. No fluff. Just fat, grit, and glory.

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Organic Tallow Formula
Smells Like Winning
Soy Boy Unapproved
  • Bold

    Bold, earthy fragrance experience

  • Repair

    Nourishes and repairs skin

  • Organic

    Made with organic ingredients

  • Tallow

    100% non vegan

    Why rub yourself with our cream?

    Make it part of your daily ritual, right between brewing black coffee and judging weak handshakes.

    90%

    Noticed significant relief from dryness after just one week of use.

    92%

    Experienced improved softness and resilience following hard labor with this cream.

    90%

    After daily use, noticed increased handshake confidence, reduced ashiness, and more respect from power tools.

     
     

    Before: Hands like a busted leather couch.

    After: Hands still manly—just less sandpaper, more supple.
    Callouses still intact, but now your skin doesn’t flake like a pastry. Your handshake no longer feels like a cactus attack. Moisturized just enough to say, “I work hard and I know what self-care is.”

    SHOP KOALA CHILL SCENT

    Before

    After

     
     
    • Incredible

      Used Fatted once. My wife held my hand voluntarily. Twice

      Brad K. May 2025

    • Cracked Skin

      I used to scream when hand sanitizer hit my cracked knuckles. Now I scream because I miss the pain.

      Kyle D. June 2025

    • Love this stuff

      I applied it and immediately fixed my sink, bonded with my son, and grilled a ribeye. All before noon.

      Johnny D. June 2025